Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Oh no!

It has come to my attention Dear Diary that I have become inadequate. The more I try to prevent this situation it just keeps coming in three fold. What did I deserve this fate? I eat well, could use more exercise but I have good thoughts about everyone. No that is a lie but I don't deserve the verbal beating and anguish derived from multiple emails about this pill like no other. Men have grown out of this flaccid torment have they not?

Suck it up and use it or lose it. Exercise your right literally men.

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